January 2

I miss camp.

The End

In case you found the last post incredibly hard to read, that's justified, as Cocoa has the worst grammar I have ever seen in my life.

Contrary to the usually giddy and somewhat stupid nature of this blog, today I'm just not feeling it. The reason for this is camp is over, and all of the incredible people with whom I got to spend the last four weeks are back in whatever part of the country they came from. To those people: It's been an incredible experience, and I can honestly say that in those four weeks I made some of the best friends of my life. I'm sure I'll see you all at tournaments, and at camp next year. I will miss each and every one of you.

This will be the last post on this blog, but I'm sure I'll be talking to you all very soon. Stay in touch, or I have every authority to castrate you with a blunt spork.
-Galps

Guest commentary from The one and only Cocoa Puffs (AKAed as cocoa fuck cocao puff and sometimes Zack Marks

The following is a guest post from resident asshat, Zack "Cocoa Fuck" Marks.

First i was not supposed to start this post now i was supposed to wait for Galps's supervision but i think he shall thank me later he will probably weigh in on this later

Second THERE IS AN EPIC NINJA PIRATE WRA GOING ON i am happily on the ninja sidE (2NS YAAAA) and the ninjaz r winning and their homebase is in the roomw here i am now for now i hjave taken a swiss stance and am blogging this adventure and now i hear jouirney sining quite a last night (morning now)

OK SO GALPS EPICLY FAILS AT BLOG POSTING there has been no blog posts in the past week and a half so i have been continually asking for him to let me freakin post on his blog so this shall be broken into segments by day or 2 days (considering what i remember) ok first

There was that day a week ago we went to flat top (me galps madeline maia rachel mike and that kid o and casnt foirget colin) and some more journey is goin and i am singing along while typing this i had neevr been tehre before we went and iut was delicious they have wierd asian bread again deliciousand the next paRT OF THE NUINJA STRIKE HAS BEGUN courtesy of Andy " i just ezchanged some saliva" McCoy and jake "tomatoe" bercow

fuck that old shit if i rememebr it ill get back at the bottom of the flow (lulz a debate analogy) ok so yesterday i was chilaxin all cool and shit and i was sittin around eatin chiups with norman andyt and eric and avi walks in takes a chip and then says EWW OMG GUYS WAT FLAVBOR IS THAT? i reply avi its called BBQ and he says o god discusting IM A VEGETARIAN thatds a n acuatl quotye laugh laugh and laugh again its greaty

and Voictor im a mothahfuckin badass shut the fuck up cahsbro shao just said the ninjas (including me) had a successful double strike (us jumping on each oither's back and jumoping up and down in the poireate room it was an epic win)
WE CONVERTED Victor FROM SWISS TO NINJA :D WE GOTZ VICTOR AND WE WON THE GAME
Master is angry at us because of Des :( o noez

in other news Eric says " well he wotn tell me what he said so for now all he says is npo quote for you"

and Maureen is such a city girl from texas lol at contradictions they are so funny

Galps looks like a terrorist with a bandana around his neck and Marc is so creepin on this BLOG POST BITCHHHHH

and HOWIE IS THE WHITEST BLACK PERSON I KNOW AN DI LOVEZ HIM

IN ALL CAPS WHICH SAVES THE ENVIRONMETN

i liek teh caps

also the highlioght of the tournament (not reallyt) was Jake im a a tomatoe Bercow giving the WGLF 3SR IT WAS LEGIT AND SEXY iit started with nazis ended with reject cap and yes the 3sr no miustypes

also we just owned cashbro in his room we stil love him :)

Laura sounds questyionable you might say she sound like she is getting pleasured lulz orgasm and there are lots of noises comign from outside

and lots of half naked men

o camp how i'll miss you

lots of spaces in this post i hope you enjoy these i missed a group hug sesh but Arnov made me pretend to suck Avi's fake dick iot was pretty funny

details later and i shall miss everyone except Miles he is white and i allrdy miss takshi :'(

New Battles

After 2 weeks of camp here at Northwestern, things are shaping up to be pretty good. We're still stacked on ridiculously unhealthy food. There's still a Pink Floyd poster on the wall, but it's sagging a little. There were personal belongings everywhere, but we got sick of living in a little slice of what Will "Go away, I'm eating" Thibeau's room at home probably looks like. Overall, things are well.

Today was Cocoa Puffs' birthday. He celebrated by getting 3 pizzas, then letting everyone else eat it all before I got there. We then took a trip down to our room, and sat around for a while. Double-stick tape does work on walls.
Colin also revealed his true feeling for Cocoa Puffs today. The following is a direct quote. This was not even done as a joke - Colin really said this completely on accident.
"Hey, you wanna have sex - I mean, play xBox?"
Call it a birthday present.

Also, the 4-week Sophomores got a lecture today from the one and only Scott Deatherage, who has coached 7 NDT winners and is an overall legend. After today's lecture, I concluded that he is not, in fact, a legend, but somewhere a little closer to god.

I've fallen asleep twice while writing this. More tomorrow - I'm sure you all can't wait.

Akoz is stealing my pop tarts.

The title isn't a joke. He's enjoying them. They're blueberry flavored.

The past two days, not surprisingly, have been days of cutting cards, practice debates, and finding new ways to have fun after lab. What have we learned? Cocoa Puffs fits into a cardboard box rather nicely.

Much of this time was spent in the library, producing copious amounts of evidence. Rachel took a break from this for a minute so she could talk to her friend from GDS over a videochat. She had earbuds in, but from what she said, I'll let you guess what she was talking about.
"I miss you guys too. Oh, you totally should, he's attractive. He has a big WHAT?"
...Yeah, I thought so too.

Further adventures included shoving Cocoa Puffs into a cardboard box, carrying him up the stairs, leaving him in random suites, and waiting for something interesting to happen. After this got dull, we left him on top of a vending machine and waited to see how things would turn out. This doesn't come as much of a surprise, but people were kinda creeped out, and nobody used the vending machine for the duration of his time up there.

Also, at lunch today, there erupted a heated argument about which toy company is better. Defending Hasbro: our very own Alexander Iannacio. Defending Mattel: Andy "Time to play some Meathouse" McCoy and I. Hasbro has Transformers. Mattel has Hot Wheels. And freakin' Barbie dolls. It's a vote for Mattel already. Even if this doesn't convince you, I took the liberty of "Wikipediaing them bitches" and seeing what the internets have to say about it. Lets take a look-see:
"Mattel Inc. is the world's largest toy importing company based on revenue."
"Hasbro is a U.S. based, multinational toy company. It is one of the largest toy makers in the world, second only to the toy giant Mattel."
Chalk one up for Barbie.
Much to Alex's defense though, as he did point out to us during this argument, Hasbro does have Mr. Potato Head. That's gotta count for something.

A quick note: Alex told me that if this incident was mentioned in my blog, that I would wake up either a) dead, or b) in North Korea. I think for now, I'll take my chances.

I promise, there will be photos coming soon. Cocoa Puffs, don't hate me too much.

Newcomb's Paradox

A week and a half through camp, and it's turning out to be pretty awesome. Colin still says retarded stuff, but that's all part of the experience. To the contrary, the frequency of Jake Saltzman's retarded escapades has become disappointing. Jake, if you're reading this, come immediately to room 242 and do something retarded.

Yesterday, Seth "I go to school in my pool" Gannon gave the most incredible lecture I have ever heard in my life. This involved an in-depth discussion of mind-screwing paradoxes. As Cocoa Puffs declared, "My mind is thoroughly fucked." What made this lecture even more amazing was the fact that this had no clear application to debate - my hypothesis is that Seth got bored, and tried to fill an hour of lab time by slowly destroying our brain cells one by one. But hey, we're fine with it.

More exciting stories from our friends in suite 340 - Apparently, last night Richard Day and Will Thibeau took Adam Kostrinsky, wrapped him in two sheets, tied him up with belts, and then carried him up the stairs to level 4. There, they decided to leave him in girls' suites, knock on doors, and scream loudly. When the girls came out, they were greeted by a squirming Akoz-in-a-sack. Among those afflicted included Haley, which I think is really really funny. I'd imagine the sight before these girls' eyes looked something like this:


It's time for more random notes.

• Andy is an Affirmative pirate.
• I now get unlimited teddy bear hugs from Will Thibeau. This is really awesome.
• Richard, I still can't remember.
• Mitchell: Yes, but it wasn't voluntary.

I might just devote an entire post to pictures tomorrow. Stay tuned.

Chicago

Hola.
First, I'd like to take a moment to address Reid's post. This will take the form of a synopsis of what he said in the last embarrassing post of CMDS. It boils down to this:
"Galperin's stupid. I hate Galperin. Galperin's stupid. Here's a picture of Cartman. I got owned by the soda prank, so I'm just gonna opt to call you naieve, even though I'm the one calling you Blumpkin. Galperin's ugly. Galperin's stupid. People want to kill Galperin. Now I'm gonna make something up about your followers joining CMDS, even though that's not true. Tara Tate is a crazy cat lady. People joined your blog because they hate you. Galperin's stupid. Galperin got killed."
As you can see, there's a tremendous amount of variety in these arguments. Points for originality, Reid, and I really mean that. Seeing as it's late, I'll spare you a proper ass-beating until tomorrow.

Now for the part you've been waiting for.

Today was the day of the much-anticipated Michigan Avenue trip. The day was one of blatant consumerism and fattening foods. In other terms, the American way. After this, a trip was made to the mall for lunch with friends. This involved some orange chicken that was more orange than chicken. After this, we went to the Lego store, where we discovered Jacob's lifelong dream: be a Lego certified professional. And hell, I can respect that now - some of the stuff in this store was insane. At the end of the day, all that can really be said is that Will and Phil are incredible cover models.

After lab, people came over. The festivities included an extra-long twizzler fight, and more hilarious profanity while playing the Y-Cube. This brings me to the Bianchi-ism of the day:
Andy: "Fuck yes!"
Bianchi: "Oh, my TITS!"

Time for some random notes!

• Mitchell: 3/4
• The ladies are going crazy for Colin's sugalumps.
• Laura hates women.
• I'm falling asleep while writing this post.
• Tate's a badass, and it's her birthday. There would be some sort of alliteration going on here, but you would all hate me and stop reading my blog if I did that.
• Eric and Andy's door-sign is so much better now than it was before

Time to go indulge my need for sleep. There might even be photos tomorrow, so I'm sure you're all excited.