Chicago

Hola.
First, I'd like to take a moment to address Reid's post. This will take the form of a synopsis of what he said in the last embarrassing post of CMDS. It boils down to this:
"Galperin's stupid. I hate Galperin. Galperin's stupid. Here's a picture of Cartman. I got owned by the soda prank, so I'm just gonna opt to call you naieve, even though I'm the one calling you Blumpkin. Galperin's ugly. Galperin's stupid. People want to kill Galperin. Now I'm gonna make something up about your followers joining CMDS, even though that's not true. Tara Tate is a crazy cat lady. People joined your blog because they hate you. Galperin's stupid. Galperin got killed."
As you can see, there's a tremendous amount of variety in these arguments. Points for originality, Reid, and I really mean that. Seeing as it's late, I'll spare you a proper ass-beating until tomorrow.

Now for the part you've been waiting for.

Today was the day of the much-anticipated Michigan Avenue trip. The day was one of blatant consumerism and fattening foods. In other terms, the American way. After this, a trip was made to the mall for lunch with friends. This involved some orange chicken that was more orange than chicken. After this, we went to the Lego store, where we discovered Jacob's lifelong dream: be a Lego certified professional. And hell, I can respect that now - some of the stuff in this store was insane. At the end of the day, all that can really be said is that Will and Phil are incredible cover models.

After lab, people came over. The festivities included an extra-long twizzler fight, and more hilarious profanity while playing the Y-Cube. This brings me to the Bianchi-ism of the day:
Andy: "Fuck yes!"
Bianchi: "Oh, my TITS!"

Time for some random notes!

• Mitchell: 3/4
• The ladies are going crazy for Colin's sugalumps.
• Laura hates women.
• I'm falling asleep while writing this post.
• Tate's a badass, and it's her birthday. There would be some sort of alliteration going on here, but you would all hate me and stop reading my blog if I did that.
• Eric and Andy's door-sign is so much better now than it was before

Time to go indulge my need for sleep. There might even be photos tomorrow, so I'm sure you're all excited.