The Battle Continues.

My respect for Andrew and Layne has sunk even lower. Due to their obvious defeat at the hands of WAMLF, they actually hired someone else to write a blog post for them. This fact in itself can win me the battle, but just for shits and giggles, I'll answer the arguments Reid made. It's time for some line-by-line.

1. Reid tries to make the argument that the only reason I won this war is because people just wanted to see me destroyed. This argument may have been valid until I published a post called "Wartime". Guess what happened after? The subscriptions kept coming. Not only that, but people began explicitly informing me that WAMLF is better than Chickrepellent Dragonfood. These even include the people closest to Markoff and Kirshon - those in Suite 340. I mean, for god's sake, even Layne told me this morning that he is tempted to subscribe to my blog. However, Mr. Ehrlich-Quinn felt it was necessary to take one more futile crack at my blog. I shouldn't even be writing this post.

2. It can be safely concluded that Tara Tate enjoys my blog, sitting eagerly at her computer awaiting the next post. She's also still a badass. Even if you don't buy this, let's take another look at the people endorsing CMDS vs. the people endorsing WAMLF.
Here at the Wondrous Adventures, we are endorsed not only by Tara Tate, but also Seth Gannon, Rajesh Jegadeesh, and Ross Gordon. That's right - an NDT champion, a TOC champion, and an all-around complete badass.
Who does CMDS have? Oh, Adam "I still flip my balls all over other people's faces" Kostrinsky. But I guess that's cool too.

3. The next nonsensical babbling that came out of Reid's blog post was that I think I'm cool because Andrew and Layne attacked me. He used an adorable metaphor, involving two men spearing a pig, thinking of it as below them, and then eating it. As fascinating as this story was to me, I don't believe it was an effective metaphor to describe this situation. Here's the more accurate version:
"Two men are chasing a pig with spears. After really trying their damndest to spear this sexy, witty, and awesome pig, they eventually fail. The pig then goes home, logs onto his computer, and defeats the two men in an epic blog-war. Ashamed, the men ask their friend to spear the pig for them. Their friend fails even more. The pig wins in the end."

If you ask me, it can effectively be concluded that I am still the victor. And if not, check the numbers - they speak for themselves anyway.
Feel free to keep trying, guys - you're bound to tire yourself out at some point.
That is all.