Humidity

God, it was humid in our room today. Upon further review, this is because our window was open for the past 3 days or so. We're good at some things, but being observant is not one of them.

What you see here is a stack of cokes in suite 340. Today, my colleagues and I sneaked in, stole these 6 cokes, and brought them back to our lair. We then proceeded to write "I ♥ WAMLF" and "Reid Sucks" on each one. After this, we calmly walked into suite 340, arranged them in a pyramid, and took a picture. When we came back later, they were drinking the cokes and enjoying them. This is the ultimate victory - by drinking these cokes, the fine people in suite 340 were broadcasting their support of my blog, and also the fact that Reid sucks for trying to destroy it.

Other news from our friends in room 340 - as I heard from Will "I'm still hungry" Thibeau today, Adam Kostrinsky stripped completely naked yesterday and tried to tackle Richard Day. This was the source of the childish giggling that was reported in the last post. I decided to investigate, and ask Adam why he strips naked at all, and why, of all people, he tackles Richard Day afterwards. He says it's so he can meet hot babes later. After thinking long and hard, this is how I think this pickup line would play out.
Adam: "Hi. I stripped naked and tackled Richard Day."
Woman: "You tell such great stories. Do me."

In other news, our sophomore 4-week lab went to feed radioactive fish at the pond today. After the great Tara "still a badass" Tate distributed loaves of bread, and after Cocoa Puffs ate some of his, we began throwing bread at fish. The ducks wanted to come too, so they did. You would not believe what giant fish and ducks would do for bread - it amazes me. There's definitely some sort of turf-war development going on here.

Konrad and Tessa stopped by today. Konrad got to level 14.

Shoutouts go out to Ninja Duck 1, and Ninja Duck 2.

Azimi, I love you.

Howard, you too.

Richard.... kinda.

Time for more random notes.

• Today in lab, Jaqui was asked just how big her hole was. We're still waiting on her response.
  
• Avi's jokes are hilarious.
• Mitchell: only one.
• Bianchi-ism of the Day: "Dude, during those lecture thingies, I get as thirsty as a ballsack."

Time to go sleep. I hope I don't roll off the top bunk.