Ev and the Y-Cube.

Here comes the next thrilling installment. Ready? Go!

Today was bearable. Tate's lecture was pretty awesome (hooray for the Beef Disad), but then any remaining perkiness that is to be expected of the short Jewish boy was squeezed out of me brutally. This was done by hours upon hours of cutting cards in the library before dinner, throughout dinner, and then after dinner.

Otherwise, we're hanging in the dorms now and things are back to normal. There's some intense CoD5 action going on between Jacob "arrogance is a virtue" Hurwitz and Colin "You mean we're supposed to cut cards?" Bianchi. Bianchi's winning, but there are some hilarious exclamations coming from the other side of the room. For example:
Jacob: "fuck. Fuck! FUCK YEAH!"
Colin: "Tits, this gun is balls!"

Jake Saltzman stopped by too. He's yet to do something retarded and hilarious, but I'll be sure and post an extra news flash if he does. The frequency of these incidents is becoming disappointing.

There's also some news from the seniors that I heard about today: Adam Kostrinsky got a work detail for "weird shit." I'm sure you'll hear all about that from Andrew Markoff's blog, who, incidentally, I met yesterday. He's a cool guy.

We took a little break for a fire drill today. Not surprisingly, the last person out of the building was Phil Sailer. The first question everyone made sure to ask was "Is his girlfriend here too?" Haley was, in fact outside, so no harm done. This would make the most appropriate last name "Haley touches men then gives them money, but not Phil if there's a fire drill"

A big shoutout goes out to Alyssa "The Destroyer" Zimmer.

Time for some random notes, I suppose.

-Upon meeting him, it can be confirmed that Layne Kirshon is, in fact, a badass.

-To Mitchell: Not Yet

-Will Thibeau told me to sit down today and I didn't. He then tried to kick my legs out and failed. I win.

-Foreign tic-tacs are delicious.

-This blog is in day 3 and it already have 8 subscribers. Keep em coming, or Colin will abuse you sexually.

Time to go cut more cards. Can't wait.