Day 2

Welcome back. Jacob's complaining about something.

Day 2 marked the beginning of the 4-week sophomores lab, and it is pretty damn cool, aside from the fact that our room has 4 electrical outlets for 34 people. Seth Gannon and Jordan Blumenthal are total badasses, and Tate is just... Tate. But that's a good thing.

Aside from this, something incredible happened. Ladies and gentlemen, Haley Tuchman has gotten a work detail, and it didn't even take 8 hours. I didn't know it could be done, but she surprises me once again. I'm sure her riveting account of this shocking development will be coming your way in the next blog post.

Also, in classic GBS fashion, Jake Saltzman has done something retarded and hilarious again. The following is a direct quote, from when he attempted to order a pizza.
"You want my name? It's Jake. Address? Well, I'm in a dorm right now... Do you want my home address, or the address of the dorm? Oh, good. Kemper Hall."

On an unrelated note, after reading the previous blog post, Will "Give me your food" Thibeau proposed that I keep regular tabs on the status of Haley's last name, so here goes:
I suppose the appropriate last name in this case would be "Haley Touches Men for free, at work detail"

I'd also like to add that Will just barged in and stole the food. He also smelled like crap. After a lengthy struggle with Colin "Please don't take my food" Bianchi, involving much rolling around on my mattress, I now get to sleep in essence of Will Thibeau. This is an unfortunate development.

A shoutout goes out to Mitchell "Herro Prease!" Bigelow, and Jon Choi, for whom I do not have a nickname at this time.

I've got work to do, so I'll leave you hanging on the random notes of the day.

That is all.