Day 4... maybe.

In case anyone was looking for a general synopsis of the camp experience so far, here's basically what it comes down to.

They say a picture is worth a thousand words; 10 bucks goes to the person who can accurately summarize these in 1000 words. Otherwise, as you can see, we're having fun.

In other news, there's some new sexual activity going on here at Northwestern Debate Camp: Will Thibeau and Phil Sailer seem to have hit it off especially well today, after a conversation about Haley getting other guys' phone numbers. But don't worry - Will later described the sex as "great."

Haley was going to do a guest contributor sort of thing today, but for some reason we didn't get around to it. It's a damn shame too, because I'm sure she would've had some interesting material to contribute.

Much of tonight's after-lab time was spent hanging out in Howie "Imma CTBT yo ass" Akumiah's 380 suite. The night of events included, among other things, the ordering of pizza in an Italian accent, including the alliteration of dirty words, and Haley Tuchman serenading Layne Kirshon with her acoustic rendition of "Whatever You Like." Thus, we present her last name: Haley Touches Men and then gives them money while playing terrible rap songs on an acoustic guitar.

I also learned today that if your lab leader wants to check the quality of the cards you cut, don't give him your laptop with a solitaire window open. And a facebook window open behind that open solitaire window. Luckily, Jordan Blumenthal is cool, so it's all good.

I heard from Adam Kostrinsky today that I'm "blog-blocking" Andrew Markoff. I don't even know what that means, but i heard half of his next blog post is devoted to my blog, so that will be interesting to read. Maybe a little amusing too.

More random notes.

-Mitchell: Halfway.

-The first words Luke Hill said to me: "Dude, you crashed!"

-We now have 4 Y-cube controllers. This means we'll be shooting the shit out of each other on a screen split into 3.5 - inch sections. We are all expected to develop serious cases of lazy eye, or something of the sort.

-Subscribe. Colin's getting hungry.