Welcome.

Welcome.
There's a Pink Floyd poster on the wall, we're stacked on ridiculously unhealthy food, and various personal belongings litter the floor. If this is day one, the next 4 weeks are gonna shape up to be interesting.

Much to my delight, Colin's balls have yet to enter my mouth. I suppose I'll try and hold out for as long as I can. This seems like a war I'm going to lose - I just hope I'm either asleep or unconscious when this happens.

That Kid is spreading.

Other people worth mention are Jacob "My Hair is Disgusting" Hurwitz, Colin "Wolverine" Bianchi, Howard "Sex Panther" Akumiah, Andrew "Effing Ninja" Huie, and who knows, maybe Haley will stop by.

News flash - she did stop by. She's eating oreos with peanut butter.


Time for some random notes.


-Update on Haley's last name: She now Touches Men and then gives them money. This is a significant upgrade from That Other Kid's previous version, "Haley Touches Men for free."

-Will and Richard stopped by today. Not surprisingly, they searched for the well-hidden food, and upon not finding it, beat the shit out of Colin.

-14 inch TV's are too small.

-Jacob, it's pronounced "See - Tee - Bee - Tee"


That is all.